What’s your tweet?

Chapter 45

Good Monday Morning to this week 46 of 2020

John 11:35 – “Jesus wept.”

Many of us have been following tweets sent out in the last days and weeks. Here a few nice ones from #realbibletweets

❦Andrew – A storm’s coming toward our boat & we FORGOT TO BRING JESUS!!! #doomed
❦Philip – Get bread for 5,000 men? Sure, Jesus. Good thing I have a wheat field in my pocket. #sheesh
❦Mark – The look on Peter’s face when he took 2 steps on water & then started to sink? #priceless.
❦Moses – Thought for sure “Thou shalt not be a jerk” was gonna make the Top Ten.
❦Jesus – The Baptists are going to HATE my first miracle. #IKnowTheFuture
❦God – Every week, I’m reminded that the best idea I ever had was making everyone take a day off. #RestIsVeryGood
❦Jabez – Said a little prayer, & out of the blue I get a surprise delivery of a gigantic tent! #PrayAndReceive
❦Peter – Crushed it. #OneSermonThreeThousandConverts
❦Mary – I know every mom thinks her kids are perfect, by my 1st born son really is perfect. Like, divine without sin perfection. #boom
❦Gideon – Put fleece out 3rd time. No dew anywhere. Just a message written in the sand: Don’t push your luck.
❦Lazarus – Guess I can throw away this YOLO shirt. #youonlyliveonce #livingtwice
❦Peter – Jesus wants us to stay awake while he prays. This from the man who slept through a storm!
❦Noah – I can’t help but get a little bit nervous every time it starts raining.
❦Jesus – Love singing praises with my disciples… but I still sometimes secretly hum “How Great Is Our God.” #IKnowTheFuture
❦Paul – Whenever things get boring, I like to toss out a resurrection question then sit back & watch the Pharisees & Sadducees go at it.
❦RichYoungRuler – Luckily, I’m rich enough to build a gigantic needle that camels can run through. #boom
❦Eve – Adam thinks he’s soooo funny asking me to bake an apple pie.
❦Moses – To this day, I refuse to carry anything in a basket or ride on a raft.
❦God – I gave Jesus the keys ❦Satan. He can walk in your place any time he wants.
❦Peter – Greatest. Comeback. EVER! #MyJesus
❦ShepherdSam – Hearing angelic choir? Priceless. Having that beautiful tune stuck in my head ever since? Driving me insane.
❦Jesus – Please stop tweeting end time questions at me. I PROMISE I DO NOT KNOW THE DAY OR HOUR!
❦Solomon – “To everything there is a season. Now is the time to heal!”

What is your tweet this week?

Wishing a blessed week!
Philemon