Chapter 12 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a teen on TikTok who translates Bible stories into Gen-Z lingo. I\u2019m not fluent in Gen-Z speak, so let’s have a look at it by Kyle Chastain and ChatGpt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you\u2019re feeling prophetic, here\u2019s some verses from Isaiah you may recognize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Isaiah 9:6\u20137
Check it out: We\u2019re getting a baby boy, a son\u2019s coming our way, and he\u2019s gonna carry the whole squad on his shoulders. They\u2019re gonna call him Awesome Advisor, Super Strong God, Forever Dad, CEO of Chill. His rule and peace game? Straight-up endless. He\u2019ll rule from David\u2019s throne, bossing his kingdom, keeping it legit and righteous from here to eternity. And it\u2019s all gonna go down \u2019cause the Lord Almighty\u2019s got mad passion to make it happen.
Now, how about a few beatitudes from Jesus?
Matthew 5: 3\u201310
Big ups to those who are low-key, they\u2019re gonna own heaven.
Shoutout to the ones grieving, they\u2019ll get all the comfort.
Props to the chill peeps, they\u2019ll score the Earth.
Big respect to those craving to do right, they\u2019ll be totally satisfied.
Hats off to the kind-hearted, they\u2019ll get kindness back.
Yay for the straight-up folks, they\u2019ll def see God.
Cheers to the peace-creators, they\u2019re gonna be known as God\u2019s fam.
Huge respect to those getting heat for being righteous, Heaven\u2019s all theirs.
Here\u2019s an all-time favorite with a twist.
Psalm 23
God\u2019s got my back, I\u2019m all good.
He\u2019s like, \u201cChill in these awesome fields, take a break by these calm waters.\u201d
Totally rejuvenates my vibe. Keeps me on point for the right reasons.
Even when things get sus I\u2019m not stressing, \u2019cause You\u2019re right here with me. Your guidance and support? They\u2019re my comfort zone.
You set me up with a feast, right in front of the haters. You\u2019re treating me VIP style; my life\u2019s just overflowing with blessings.
Count on Your kindness and love chasing me every single day, and I\u2019m hanging in God\u2019s crib for the long haul, forever.\u201d
Okay, one more. This time with Jesus again.
Mark 9:35\u201337
Jesus gathered his crew and was like, \u201cIf you wanna be CEO, you\u2019ve gotta be the ultimate helper, serving everyone else”. Then he brought over a kiddo, gave them a hug, and was like, \u201cIf you\u2019re cool with little ones like this on my behalf, you\u2019re cool with me. And being cool with me? That\u2019s like being cool with the One who sent me.\u201d
Yo, wishing you a lit Monday morning to kick off this fresh week!
Phil<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Chapter 12 There is a teen on TikTok who translates Bible stories into Gen-Z lingo. I\u2019m not fluent in Gen-Z speak, so let’s have a look at it by Kyle Chastain and ChatGpt. If you\u2019re feeling prophetic, here\u2019s some verses from Isaiah you may recognize. Isaiah 9:6\u20137Check it out: We\u2019re getting a baby boy, a … <\/p>\n