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Chapter 45

Good Monday Morning to this week 46 of 2020

John 11:35<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 \u201cJesus wept.\u201d

Many of us have been following tweets sent out in the last days and weeks. Here a few nice ones from #realbibletweets

\u2766Andrew – A storm’s coming toward our boat & we FORGOT TO BRING JESUS!!! #doomed<\/a>
\u2766Philip – Get bread for 5,000 men? Sure, Jesus. Good thing I have a wheat field in my pocket. #sheesh<\/a>
\u2766Mark – The look on Peter’s face when he took 2 steps on water & then started to sink? #<\/a>priceless.
\u2766Moses – Thought for sure “Thou shalt not be a jerk” was gonna make the Top Ten.
\u2766Jesus – The Baptists are going to HATE my first miracle. #IKnowTheFuture<\/a>
\u2766God – Every week, I’m reminded that the best idea I ever had was making everyone take a day off. #RestIsVeryGood<\/a>
\u2766Jabez – Said a little prayer, & out of the blue I get a surprise delivery of a gigantic tent! #PrayAndReceive<\/a>
\u2766Peter – Crushed it. #OneSermonThreeThousandConverts<\/a>
\u2766Mary – I know every mom thinks her kids are perfect, by my 1st born son really is perfect. Like, divine without sin perfection. #boom<\/a>
\u2766Gideon – Put fleece out 3rd time. No dew anywhere. Just a message written in the sand: Don’t push your luck.
\u2766Lazarus – Guess I can throw away this YOLO shirt. #<\/a>youonlyliveonce #livingtwice<\/a>
\u2766Peter – Jesus wants us to stay awake while he prays. This from the man who slept through a storm!
\u2766Noah – I can’t help but get a little bit nervous every time it starts raining.
\u2766Jesus – Love singing praises with my disciples… but I still sometimes secretly hum “How Great Is Our God.” #IKnowTheFuture<\/a>
\u2766Paul – Whenever things get boring, I like to toss out a resurrection question then sit back & watch the Pharisees & Sadducees go at it.
\u2766RichYoungRuler – Luckily, I’m rich enough to build a gigantic needle that camels can run through. #boom<\/a>
\u2766Eve – Adam thinks he’s soooo funny asking me to bake an apple pie.
\u2766Moses – To this day, I refuse to carry anything in a basket or ride on a raft.
\u2766God – I gave Jesus the keys \u2766Satan. He can walk in your place any time he wants.
\u2766Peter – Greatest. Comeback. EVER! #MyJesus<\/a>
\u2766ShepherdSam – Hearing angelic choir? Priceless. Having that beautiful tune stuck in my head ever since? Driving me insane.
\u2766Jesus – Please stop tweeting end time questions at me. I PROMISE I DO NOT KNOW THE DAY OR HOUR!
\u2766Solomon – \u201cTo everything there is a season. Now is the time to heal!\u201d

What is your tweet this week?

Wishing a blessed week!
Philemon <\/p>\n\n\n\n



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Chapter 45 Good Monday Morning to this week 46 of 2020 John 11:35\u00a0\u2013 \u201cJesus wept.\u201d Many of us have been following tweets sent out in the last days and weeks. Here a few nice ones from #realbibletweets \u2766Andrew – A storm’s coming toward our boat & we FORGOT TO BRING JESUS!!! #doomed\u2766Philip – Get bread … <\/p>\n

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